*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent
male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of
England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a
stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*