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I'd hit that 

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.
"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."
I'd hit that by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

i'd hit that 

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*
i'd hit that by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008

I'd hit that 

Phrase used mainly by guys meaning that they'd want to have sex with the person(usually a girl) they're refering to.

See: I'd tap that.
Oh man, look at Donna! I'd hit that.
I'd hit that by Mr. Angel November 8, 2008

I'd hit that 

When a guy thinks a girl is physically attractive and he would fuck her.
Person #1: Yo dawg, look at that g over there, she's safe, I'd hit that. Would you?
Person #2: Yeah, I would.
I'd hit that by LILR2 February 6, 2008

i'd hit that 

A phrase used to express satisfaction with the quality of the blackjack hand of another person. Often used to suggest that the player should add another card.
"Damn, you got an 11? I'd hit that!"
i'd hit that by BennyNYC September 7, 2011

I'd hit that 

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women
Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...
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