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I'm not
I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.
Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."
I'm not
Hym "I'm not. It doesn't. Don't take my confession as an indicator that I'm proud of anything but better to live your life in infamy then hiding your shame. I wasn't lying when I said it harmed me more than it did anyone else and my relationship with women is evidence of that. Also, Pier's wife needed 'break!' Haha!"
I'm not
And I'm also not doing this a different way. I cannot stress enough to you how adamant I am about not changing how this is going to work.
I'm not ready for a relationship
Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
I'm not ready for a relationship by zeropersonality January 31, 2020
I’m not a furry but
I’m not a furry but by AnonymousNumber2000 October 17, 2021
I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement
The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.
"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement by HighElfArcher January 16, 2019
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