I'm John

Used to imitate someone in a mocking tone; to point out there flaws or weaknesses by a comparison to "stupid John."

"Hey guys, I got a B on my physics test."
"I'm John... I like cock..."

by I'mJohn October 23, 2009

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020