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M.I.L.D. 

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).
''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."
M.I.L.D. by Duder1234 March 17, 2010

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party 

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.
"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."
D.I.L.D.O.S. Party by Tadism October 8, 2019
The Wyoming Institute of Lolcow Documentation (WILD) is a research organization dedicated to the systematic documentation, analysis, and study of "lolcows" — a term used in internet culture to describe individuals who attract attention, often through self-destructive behavior or inflammatory actions, for the entertainment of online communities. WILD's mission is to catalog and archive these individuals’ online activities, interactions, and behaviors, offering both scholarly and satirical commentary on the phenomenon. The institute maintains a comprehensive database, compiles detailed case studies, and produces reports that contribute to the broader understanding of online culture, digital notoriety, and the psychology behind internet fandoms and trolling.
“Is there any place to find a list of Lolcows and information of the term?”

“Yeah, it’s called W.I.L.D., you should go to the wiki!”
W.I.L.D. by Max & George December 1, 2024

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.
"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

S.H.I.E.L.D 

A word from the Marvel movies that stand for: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division
A: Hey do you know what S.H.I.E.L.D stand for in Marvel?
B: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division right?
S.H.I.E.L.D by stella da boss February 3, 2022

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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