I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006

I'd Smash 

A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.

Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.

I'd Smash by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010

lawd knows id smash 

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.

sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash

lawd knows id smash by Somebody once told me... June 14, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004