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"I would have"
If I'd've known you were stopping by, I'd've got you something.
I'd've by DrRwWwWrRr June 11, 2021
Short for "I would have"
Combination of "I would"(I'd) and "would have"(would've)
Mother: Didn't I tell you to clean your room!?
John: Well i'd've cleaned it but, ..well i'm lazy.
I'd've by Cuckoos July 26, 2009
I'd've is one contractive mother!
I'd've by tourettesguydanny June 12, 2006

I’d’ve 

A simple double-contraction of the words “I would have”
Ted: Hey Bill did you happen to get the birthday cake for tomorrow?

Bill: You know, I’d’ve done it if I had cared about doing it
I’d’ve by PlaystationBoi August 29, 2018

I'd've Rather'd've 

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".
I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.
I'd've Rather'd've by Confuction October 23, 2020

y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have
person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*
y'all'd've'f'i'd've by Cayden5 September 14, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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