I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

Peng

Peng, short for penguin.

"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"

by Megaross November 27, 2009

Going to greggs

Smashing pasty repetitively until your penis is worn out

"Would you smash her pasty?"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"

Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014