Definitions by Megaross

Backwards Betty 

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

Backwards Betty by Megaross August 27, 2014

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010

Going to greggs 

Smashing pasty repetitively until your penis is worn out

"Would you smash her pasty?"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"

Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"

Going to greggs by Megaross March 26, 2010

Peng 

Peng, short for penguin.

"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"

Peng by Megaross November 27, 2009