Hypophora

A rhetorical question in which the writer answers immediately afterwards.

"You may be asking how I got here? It's because I..."
Hypophora

Hypophora by jtundrcvr May 4, 2026

hypophrenia 

If you go to any medical-scientific dictionary you will find hypophrenia means "mentally retarded."

However, a lot of dumb 12 year olds on tumblr think it means "a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause ." causing them to write sad little posts and desperate asks on yahoo answers about their hypophrenia and how to get rid of it

Maybe they really do have hypophrenia

hypophrenia by jaeme June 7, 2011

Hypophrenia 

a vague feeling of sadness, seemingly without cause .

## - you seem kind of depressed today , what's wrong ?
$$ - nothing i guess, i'm not even sure to be honest .
## - sounds like hypophrenia .

Hypophrenia by baileystpierre August 10, 2010

Hypoprocrasifounding 

To wallow in grief confined to a corner unto you die.

A depressed lemon was Hypoprocrasifounding.

Hypoprocrasifounding by Americanpersonnamedjeff August 23, 2011

Hypophobia 

scared of making sudden movements because you might pee your pants

i'm scurred if i make any sudden movements i might pee muh pants, because i have Hypophobia.

Hypophobia by Tylaaaa October 30, 2007

hypotholate 

the act of hypotholation

I hypotholate that men manitate on sunday watching football and drinking beer

hypotholate by hiveboss September 19, 2009

hypotholation 

to ponder or theorize. to hypotholate.

the hypotholation that men manitate is a generalized stereotype.

hypotholation by hiveboss September 19, 2009