hypotholate

the act of hypotholation

I hypotholate that men manitate on sunday watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

Hypothecate

A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.

A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".

#Can'tFixStupid

Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”

Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."

by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019

Hypothenate

To write a hypothesis

Yesterday I was told to hypothenate in science class.

by Skylar Kadin November 22, 2019

hypotholation

to ponder or theorize. to hypotholate.

the hypotholation that men manitate is a generalized stereotype.

by hiveboss September 19, 2009