Hypocrass
Hypocrass is another word for bullshit
" that is some serious hypocrass"
Hypocrass by MyNameAhJeff October 27, 2017
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hypocrisy
Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009
Hypocrazy
Ultra-loud, overly confident people who refuse to see that their actions are exactly the opposite of what they profess to believe.
parental hypocrisy
When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017
hypocrisexual
homosexual+homophobic+hypocritical
when somebody calls other people gay or lesbian because they are still in the closet and are very ashamed of their own sexuality
when somebody calls other people gay or lesbian because they are still in the closet and are very ashamed of their own sexuality
Bryce- "Oh my gosh you are suchhhh a lesbo."
McKinley-"Um no I'm not douche you're just being hypocrisexual."
McKinley-"Um no I'm not douche you're just being hypocrisexual."
hypocrisexual by MckinleyRainHarvey November 18, 2010
hypocracy
The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.
hypocracy by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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