Hypno-tits

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.

When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.

by Ehrris November 1, 2012

booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean January 10, 2008

hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

hypnotitties

Noun: Tits of such caliber that they have the power to alter the conscious state of their victim.

Verb: To exert mind control over any suspecting lad or lady by using spectacular tits.

Brah: Do you see that girl at the bar bro?
Bro: BRAH! Where is your shirt??
Brah: Thats what I'm trying to tell you bro! I don't know what happened. The last thing I remember was staring at her amazing tits!

Bro: Brah you gotta be careful! Those were hypnotitties!
Brah: Oh shit bro!
Bro: Yea brah you got hypnotittied. Put your fucking shirt back on.

by CastlBlack September 30, 2017

HypnotistSappho

1. A degenerate animal abuser

2. A pedophilic groomer

Known zoophile on twitter, Sappho is truly one of the worst zoophiles on that website. Casually "justifying" raping dogs, while having a history of sexually talking to underage teens.

Person 1 : Hey, someone called HypnotistSappho just followed me on twitter.

Person 2 : oh, block them. They diddle dogs.

by Ploonie November 21, 2021

Hypnotits

When you are having sex with a girl on her back and her sloppy floppy tits begin to rotate in opposite motions of each other causing you to be hypnotized.

I was beating it up good and Heather's Hypnotits put me in a titty trance.

by Chicky1080 June 30, 2009

hypnotising

So excited as if was being hypnotised

As Katy Perry sang: 'Your kiss is so hypnotising'.

by Joeyloveable June 14, 2011