Hyperwalk
A hyper state where you want to do a lot of things and have all the energy in the world that you start walking in circles talking about the things you want to do.
Hyperwalk by japanesemilkbun March 8, 2025
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hyperballad
Story sung with implications for the future living with mindless needs.
Supporting a viewpoint that we should throw away excess above and beyond what is necessary.
Extreme to the point of contrapositional self reference in the next cultural or metaphysical paradigm.
Hyper ballein hyperbola ballad
Supporting a viewpoint that we should throw away excess above and beyond what is necessary.
Extreme to the point of contrapositional self reference in the next cultural or metaphysical paradigm.
Hyper ballein hyperbola ballad
hyperballad by One who debates for nature. March 27, 2019
hypertasking
The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.
example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.
example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
hypertasking by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on September 6, 2006
Finno-Korean Hyperwar
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!
RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!
RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
Finno-Korean Hyperwar by Pissmarck October 6, 2023
hypercaligrastonate
A word you can use in whilst in conversation with to impress girls.
Its literal meaning is: "this word is aimed at impressing you"
Its literal meaning is: "this word is aimed at impressing you"
hypercaligrastonate by Manuel Noriega October 6, 2005
hyperjacked
Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means.
Clicking on a link with a header or information seemingly indicating what you are interested in, only to find yourself hyperjacked to a unrelated web page(s) or linkleach
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.
hyperjacked by Kevin Madsen January 9, 2008
Hyperballin'
"You act like a retard like all the time."
"Dude you be HYPERBALLIN'! I only act like a retard some of the time."
"Dude you be HYPERBALLIN'! I only act like a retard some of the time."
Hyperballin' by Seawesome April 2, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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