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hyperpenis 

a penis that is always hard or erect and always being inserted inside objects such as jars of peanut butter, envelopes, toilet paper tubes and hypervaginas.
1. man my hyperpenis is always ready for action.
2. i think i will go masterbate into a jar of peanut butter.
hyperpenis by slutface skank October 16, 2006

Hyperspermia 

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.
Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"
Hyperspermia by Jaden07 December 5, 2010
Moving faster as through time and space in becoming iconic and legendary.
Whoa dogg, you turned that out hyperdope.

I had some great performance today. I turned out sales hyperdope.

See Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy slash "scrumtrulescent."
hyperdope by R. Anthony February 22, 2009
a superlative used to express extreme excitement and agreement. derived from the IT sector and in response to the electronic revolution.
friend 1: "Hey, I was talking to a friend of mine, said he could solve the rubix cube in 4 minutes using only his left hand and his mouth!"

friend 2: "Hyperdope, he he hee. My highschool teacher told us he invented the helicopter. He did drive himself to the hospital after having a heart-attach, so he's pretty cool still."

friend 1: "Hyperdope! yea..."
hyperdope by illrhythmical1 February 25, 2009

hyperspeech

Speech in a technological era that allows the words of one person to be spread by very large number nearly instantly.
Jack's words protesting human rights violations were elevated to the level of hyperspeech when he sent a message to his 50,000 Twitter followers.
hyperspeech by SagaciousFoo May 5, 2009

Hyperoperational 

Describes a function or process in which the level n of the hyperoperation function Hâ‚™(a, b) is itself a growing, unbounded variable, resulting in a rate of growth that climbs beyond exponential, non-elementary, and Ackermannian scales.
Did you see that? The corn's growth was hyperoperational!