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hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hypetronic 

of the fly variety; in the moment, trendy, exclusive to an esoteric privileged audience, vogue, or extremely hip. A mix of the potency of chronic with the timely buzz of hype.
Many people started wearing Supreme 5-panel hats when they became hypetronic.
Hypetronic by Dirt McNa$ty September 1, 2011

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'
we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypersonic 

Irrelevant Ak skin which is overpriced and no one wants.
Hypersonic is dead.
Hypersonic by aldored March 22, 2019

hypertonic 

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity
Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.
hypertonic by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

Hypersonic 

Irrelevant AK skin which is overpriced and no one likes.
Hypersonic is shit.
Hypersonic by aldored March 22, 2019