Hyperjronic

When you have energy stored in your body, but can't be released.

That Gym made me Hyperjronic

by CUDead.exe August 23, 2019

hypertonic osmosis

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hypetronic

of the fly variety; in the moment, trendy, exclusive to an esoteric privileged audience, vogue, or extremely hip. A mix of the potency of chronic with the timely buzz of hype.

Many people started wearing Supreme 5-panel hats when they became hypetronic.

by Dirt McNa$ty September 1, 2011

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypersonic

Irrelevant Ak skin which is overpriced and no one wants.

Hypersonic is dead.

by aldored March 22, 2019

hypertonic

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

Hypersonic

Irrelevant AK skin which is overpriced and no one likes.

Hypersonic is shit.

by aldored March 22, 2019