hypertonic 

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

hypertonic by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertonic.osmosis 

Sticking it in your bud night before a workout allows testosterone to be transferred 2 ppl. This method was created by big peen nick

His workout was great because Santi stuck it in me and transferred hypertonic.osmosis into me

Hypertonic.osmosis by anonymous April 26, 2021

hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic 

From the album 'Hot Buttered Soul' by Isaac Hayes. The LP held the number 1 R&B album spot for 10 weeks in 1969.

According to a comment on the lyrics (//genius.com/1108119 ), this word was made up by Isaac, and -start quote from Damian v B. (//genius.com/Dyazz):

This word itself doesn’t exist of course, but it does include a few other words:
Hyperbole; exaggerated.
Syllable
Sesquipedalian; a long word with many syllables.
Mistic
Conclusion: Isaac uses a lot of unnecessary long, mystic words.

-end quote

The song titled 'Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic' is the second track on side A of the vinyl disc.

The example of how it is used comes from the hook of the song.

Now, tell me, what I say?
Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic by 1º east of greenwich May 21, 2019

hyperbolic anerocerator

hyperbolic aneroceratorA non-existent or fictional thing which is referred to when person using word has no idea what they are talking about.
I have never heard anyone other than my father, who was a guidance system specialist in the U.S. Army in the 1960's and 70's use it.He was stationed in Europe for almost two decades.Just wondering if anyone else has ever heard it.

"Hey John, why is the can opener not working?"
"I don't know dude, maybe the hyperbolic anerocerator is broken."

hyperbolic anerocerator by Derberserker June 3, 2004

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder 

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019