1. The practice of getting your friends jobs where you work.
2. The practice of creating a job for friends in a corporation where you work. Even though the job is complete bullshit.

Once I am a CEO I am going to hip-hoperize corporate america and get all my boys jobs.

hip-hoperize by Frantz August 8, 2006

Hyperizing

To exaggerate a certain feeling. A synonym for "extra". Verb.

" OMG KARLO I JUST HUGGED BECKY THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. SHE IS SOO FINE. "

"Hamza, You're hyperizing way too much right now."

Hyperizing by XthugMONEYeazyX December 30, 2009

hyperization

The act of sucking the fart out of another man's asshole right after porking his mudhole.

Oh my god! My boyfriend and I did hyperization last week, and his breath still smells like my fartbox!

hyperization by BoogieNights69 December 6, 2017

hyperizers

another way to name NIKE hyperdunks kicks according to the new hyperize promotion

"Yeah we went to the park all in hyperizers and shut them down!"

hyperizers by j tha lady killa August 21, 2009

Hyperized

A word referring to youtuber hypercane gaming. When hypercane gaming edits his thumbnail and adds cringy things, that has been hyperized

Hypercane has hyperized his roblox thumbnail by adding huge eyes.

Hyperized by #EndFireStormGaming July 24, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026