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hypenosis

Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.
"This movie wasn't as good as I thought. That marketing totally put me in a state of hypenosis."
by blatherskyte November 7, 2013
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Hypenosis

A combination of hype and hypnosis used to manipulate and control receptive vessels.
Man speaking in a deep rhythmic speech pattern: "This was the most rigged election in the history of our country and we need to take our country back, we need to be strong and fight. If we don't take out country back now we will lose it forever. Be strong and fight. Now let's march to the Capital. I will be right there with you. Let's fight and take our country back!"

Observer 1: Did you see all those maga people storm the capital and try to subvert democracy. How could they think they're patriots if they're trying to block democracy and go against the constitution?

Observer 2: They got hit with some hypenosis so strong that they don't even realize they're acting as domestic terrorists and not patriots. Plus many can't even come to grips with the reality that this attack was carried out by Trump people and not antifa.
by The Realest John Galt January 10, 2021
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Hypenosis

When you hype up an event so much before it happens, that you can't allow yourself to accept that it was disappointing.
I spent sixth months hyping up The Last Jedi that I had hypenosis when it came out and liked it for 2 years.
by Daft_panda June 7, 2025
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Hypnosis Mic

Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone
Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.
by doppo March 2, 2021
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Hypeness Culture

A media entertainment brand that specializes in providing its audience with news, media, entertainment, content creation and digital marketing.
by UrbanSoIL December 19, 2022
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hypmosis

Street slang for Hypopatimus and Osmosis. Short for gym
Also an ig girl
Going to the hypmosis
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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Hypmosis

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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