hetrophilic 

Another way of saying that you are straight (hetro is Latin for opposite and philic is love or fondness for). Basically means that you love the opposite sex

I’ve come out as hetrophilic

What’s that mean?

Means I’m straight

hetrophilic by AussieWisdomGuy June 30, 2023

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.

Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight

Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

hetrophobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight people.

“i hate cindy cuz she straight”
“so ur hetrophobic?”

hetrophobic by daadon December 22, 2020

hydrophilic head 

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

hydrophilic head by JB Potter Pals September 30, 2007

Hetrophobic 

Hetrophobic encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward hetrasexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being straight.

Hetrophobic remarks

Hetrophobic by It's a two way street March 6, 2021

Hydrophilic 

A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.

Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

Hydrophilic by Dr. Pigglesnüüdelwarte September 2, 2019

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

Hydrophilic phone by anonymous January 2, 2023