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In prostitution men look for GFE (the girlfriend experience). HWE is an upgrade to that experience. This is a hooker that you have a intimate connection with and she's willing to cook and clean for you and show her submission as though she were a housewife. She will stay with you overnight or the duration of your stay while traveling. Or she will travel with you making the perfect travel companion. She must not give you any kind of run around or any kind of BS.
HWE by Jack Rover November 22, 2021
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Hwe is a response to a statement. The response is communicated through the tonation and pronunciation of the word Hwe. These differences in pronunciation are slight variations of the basic pronunciation of Hwe, which is Hwei. For example a very enthusiastic Hwe is given when stretching that 'a' sound at the end. So HWEEEEEEEEEEE doesn't actually sound like 'we' but an extended 'a'. There are also negative variations, which are achievable by shortening the ending 'a' sound, or by making it sound like peff as much as possible. (Just really shorten the Hwe)
Friend: Want to go to Cactus tonight?
Me: HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HWE by HWEman December 13, 2018
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A majestic and elegant female-like human.
Usually mistaken as the Queen of England but is actually just a commoner from China.

Loves to travel the world on the top of a double decker bus.
OMG is that the Queen of England?
Nahh, that's just a Zhi Hwe...
zhi hwe by Sen12534 July 9, 2022
Go ahead. Try shouting the word “hweei ” in a Chewbacca voice. I’m sure you’ll sound retarded!
Friend 1: Dude, why does that autistic kid make that hweei noise?
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.
Hweei by Cray Cray J March 24, 2019
"hwee"

Pronounced like: hu-wii

The sound that expresses exasperation and fatigue, or being flustered and surprised.
Hwee.. I don't think I will make it soon.

This is too much for me to do hwee

Hwee?! (as in surprised)

HWEEEE (as in flustered)
hwee by vinxke September 8, 2023
Another one of Oh Sehun's many unusual sounds, 'hwep' is most likely a self-motivational sound. See yehet and ohorat.
Kai: Can you stay still for one minute?
Sehun: Yeah I got it...*to self* hwep!
hwep by hwep January 16, 2014
a crack-whore.

a ho that hos for dope is called a hweaker.
Say pimp upgrade your bitch 'cause shes a hweaker, chuch.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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