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An epic fail due to your own overconfidence in your ability to continue to same behaviour in the face of insane and growing risk. Bonus points if the rug is pulled out from under you by counterparties like your bankers.

Similar to schlonged and named for the legendary Bill Hwang, former Tiger Cub and current unofficial holder of the record for the biggest personal blow up in financial history.
'Hey man did you here what happened to Dave? His broker changed the margin requirements and ended up liquidating his entire family office.'

'Holy s$#t he get hwanged!'
Hwanged by BIgDad42069 March 29, 2021
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Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered 

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).
If you want a good example of someone being hanged, drawn, and quartered watch the end of the movie Braveheart.
To be executed by hanging; separate from the commonly used word 'hung' in that hanging refers exclusively to execution while hung is used for objects.
"He brought them the gold they asked for, but they hung him anyway.”
“Hanged, you mean. Your father was not a tapestry.”
Hanged by Old bear April 4, 2013

Hwanger-banger 

A term that describes any hyperactive, annoying, obnoxious, moderately large asian man from California. Loves freshmen girls as well as freshman guys, and frequently wears ridiculous t-shirts. He also loves gmail chat as well as withholding important information from others. Furthermore, he loves it in the pooper and often ROFLAARPs. Can also be used as a verb.
"I just got hwanger-banged with an annoying text this morning."

"Fred is acting like a Hwanger-banger today."

"When is the last time Fred didn't act like a Hwanger-banger?"
Hwanger-banger by clubswimming March 1, 2009

Mentally Hanged

Hanging someone, using mental warfare, without damaging or affecting a person’s health, unless the victim gets depression and will eventually commit suicide.
Just taking away his privileges is not enough, he must be mentally hanged so he will learn his lesson.
Mentally Hanged by Roranoa Zoro September 30, 2023
When you want to say hung but you don’t know what grammar is
That guy was hanged

You mean hung right?
Hanged by SUMFURRYTHING June 28, 2021
Hanged from the neck until dead.
His head didn't come clean off his shoulders like Red Smitty's did, but he did mess his pants right in front of all the ladies watching when he was hanged.
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