Huntsvilled 

v. - Getting so drunk or obliterated that it leads to a series of unlikely, dangerous, and potentially illegal events that could only happen in Huntsville, TX.

Jordan - Dude What happened last night?

Andrei - I don't know man, it's a long story. I'll give you the abridged version.

Jordan - Never mind. You got Huntsvilled didn't you?

Andrei - Yeah...

Huntsvilled by jmm036 December 17, 2009

Huntsvilled 

(1) The negative consequences of an extreme gender and/or profession imbalance in the demographics of a particular area, specifically to one's personal or dating life.
Commonly, the difficulty of finding an available girl/attractive male in places such as Huntsville, AL or at UMR. . .

I walked into the bar and all I saw were a bunch of dudes wearing wrinkled polos. My night was Huntsvilled.

Huntsvilled by ghettocthulhu April 29, 2011

huntsville 

Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!

Huntsville is like New Jersey, except in the South. So, basically, the radio stations are worse and the roads are better.

huntsville by creaternity May 2, 2006

Huntsville Topoff 

To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.

Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!

Huntsville Topoff by S C O T T March 28, 2008

Huntsville 

This is probably the best city in Alabama. Let's start with downtown. This is probably where everyone wants to be. In the Vaun Braun Center, there are often different events hosted here. Whether it's the end of the year marathon, a monster truck rally, or a Huntsville Havoc hockey game, you will not want to miss it. Big spring park is what started it all. Big Spring Park is a place you can have a picnic with your friends, or go take a walk around there. Come around Christmas time and experience the Tinsel Trail. Different companies, schools, and different Christmas cartoon characters put up trees and decorations. Along with free hot cocoa, there's no other place you'd want to be during Christmas time than down there. Do you know the phrase "South always means worse"? Well, in Huntsville, the south is the most friendly place to be. Along with the beautiful and huge houses, I assure you you can make at least one good friend there. Watch out in south Huntsville for a 'Kings Inn And Suites'. It is located on Memorial Parkway. Stay far away from that. I have never actually been there but I've heard about drug deals and homicides going down there. Don't let that hotel fool you though! At least the bank, dairy queen, and Mcdonalds is good there. There is also a high school not far from that area called Grissom Highschool. They have a football team whose home stadium is at Milton Frank. Make sure to stop by once and a while.

"Have you been to huntsville? It's the star of the south!"

Huntsville by AllAboutTheSouth0192837465 November 17, 2020

University of Alabama in Huntsville 

(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom

(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…

(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).

(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.

University of Alabama in Huntsville by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

Huntsville Hockshot 

When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.

"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."

Huntsville Hockshot by Dar-B March 22, 2013