Lumpfortable

When something is lumpy but comfortable.

Man, this mattress is really lumpfortable.

by cassiiiw._.9 October 4, 2018

Lumpfortable

When something is lumpy but comfortable

Man, this mattress is really lumpfortable.

by cassiiiw._.9 October 4, 2018

Humpfortable

To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.

Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.

Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.

Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.

by Jlad812 October 23, 2016