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Hump monkey 

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

goggle hump monkey 

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

monkey hump 

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
monkey hump by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

hump the monkey 

To have sex.
"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
hump the monkey by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

humpmonkey 

n. Someone who is useful only for sexual amusement and then discarded.
"I'm not serious about him, he's just my little humpmonkey."
humpmonkey by The Winged Boar December 2, 2011
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