humpmonkey

n. Someone who is useful only for sexual amusement and then discarded.

"I'm not serious about him, he's just my little humpmonkey."

by The Winged Boar December 2, 2011

chumpmonkey

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

by Luis O. November 30, 2006

Bumpmonkey

Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.

"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."

by Decovelet September 8, 2011

Hump Monkey

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008