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humpmonkey by The Winged Boar December 2, 2011
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Bumpmonkey
Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.
"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."
Bumpmonkey by Decovelet September 8, 2011
Hump Monkey
Hump Monkey by Matt Ross September 25, 2003
Hump monkey
(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
Hump monkey by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
goggle hump monkey
A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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