Humidishit

A tropical ablution in which the humidity in tropical climates causes the toilet to resemble a sauna. These conditions lead to a sweaty and uncomfortable evacuation of faecal matter in which sufferer requires at least three quarters to a full roll of toilet paper to clean ones crease as remnants around the coit are of a thick, smearing and hard to remove paste like viscosity.

‘Mate! Can you get me some bog roll?’

‘’What, I just put a new roll in there five minutes ago’

‘It’s done mate, it’s like a sauna in here, I’m suffering from a humidishit!’

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Humidishit by Conos October 10, 2017

Humidititties 

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)

Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.

Humidititties by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

Humidititties 

To have excessive boob sweat

Good lawd, it’s so hot in here I got humidititties!

Humidititties by TheREALrllyhotperson April 12, 2022

humidititties 

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.

It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

humidititties by NeverDoubtTheWorm July 11, 2017

humidititties 

when the weather is causing swamp ass for the upper portion of your body. use in lieu of "boob sweat".

It's so hot out that I'm experiencing humidititties.

humidititties by beastiecakes July 30, 2017

Humidititties 

When the girls, boobs sweat profusely.

Person 1: damn its really hot out
Person 2: onsrs I got humidititties

Humidititties by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

Humidititties 

Boob sweat on a whole new level. 80 and humid? You probably have a case of humidititties.

Man, I could really use a shower. I have a case of humidititties.

Humidititties by Jordaddy May 25, 2019