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What someone says as a response to something casual or unimportant. Often used as a conversation closer.

Also used when trying to sound cute or unique.
Mary: I'm going to eat dinner.
Sam: Have fun.
Mary: XD
Sam: Hum Hum.

Karly: I'm almost done with my homework!
Todd: I'm not. Hum hum.
Hum Hum by FluffyCat September 10, 2010
Phrase used as synonim to thinking about the problem which had apperaed or as a respons for moronic question.
A: Do you want to make some quests or stop playing?
B: hum hum

A: Only pr0 play Tibia
B: hum hum
hum hum by Bogumil June 26, 2006
A Polanisian fruit found on the elusive Gum Gum tree
Dumb dumb give me hum hum.
Hum Hum by Bebooii December 30, 2018
A Westchester County, New York correctional facility with a less-intense level of confinement than its full-blown "vocalized music and lyrics" counterpart.
Maybe da only drawback of being incarcerated at Hum Hum Prison is dat you are merely bored (i.e., you have a "ho-hum" lifestyle), rather than actually feeling confined and stagnant.
Hum Hum by QuacksO January 13, 2024

Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.
Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(
Hum hum hums by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021

hum diggy hum hum 

Expression used to illustrate being supremely gay by attempting to use "hip hop" jargon to solicit sex.
"While slamming a chair into the ground"
Hum diggy hum hum come here Br**tje.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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