Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

Hulu and hand by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

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Hulu and handjob

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

Hulu and handjob by White Couple April 14, 2016

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hulu and handjobs

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

hulu and handjobs by Layla76543 March 22, 2016

Word of the Day on March 28, 2016

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hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

hulu and handjobs by arosi June 25, 2016

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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