Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

Hulu and hand by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

Hulu and handjob 

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

Hulu and handjob by White Couple April 14, 2016

hulu and handjobs 

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

hulu and handjobs by Layla76543 March 22, 2016

hulu and handjobs 

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

hulu and handjobs by arosi June 25, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019