Honey on the mind

When you're in a situation you need to think really hard but your brain is blank.

Man, during that test I had honey on the mind! Totally flunked it!

Honey on the mind by ClaireShelly June 13, 2016

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Sourwood honey

Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.

I forgot to toast my bread before applying this Sourwood honey...

Sourwood honey by M 2wice November 7, 2010

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Honeyfucker

One who desires sexual intercourse and/or emotional intimacy with either a single or swarm of bees. Attraction may be to anthropomorphic bees (e.g. Monster Girls), furry bees, or literal bees.

You know Jeff has been jerking off to girls dressed up as bees? The guy's a real honeyfucker!

Honeyfucker by Honeyfucker October 18, 2018

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honey face

Honey face is when a person has orally pleasured a woman and gets a face full of her sweet honey

Ohhh I love after he goes down on me he comes up to kiss me with his honey face

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Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

Don't get your honey where you get your money. by Wendy Dailey March 23, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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