Howdere 

•Someone who doesn't understand why they're in love with you, i.e.
•A relationship with someone with amnesia
•When someone or some people act like a couple when in reality they aren’t
Ex.
“how did this happen???”
“We’re together???”
“I think we may be dating…”
"I guess we're meant to be??"

Key characteristics: confused looks, asking what your name is again, being resigned to being with you, struck by Cupid's arrow in a way, arranged, keep jumping between friendzone-ing you and dating.

“Uh, I think we’re together.”-A Howdere
“She’s a Howdere, I just know it”
“How are my best friends’ are not dating???they are both such a Howdere.”

Howdere by YuyuandYuri April 21, 2022

hoodered 

To get spied upon, stalked, and then screwed over at work by a co-worker using information of the internet.

Did you hear about Tom? Sue found out about him selling stuff online while he was at work and hoodered him.

hoodered by Chister April 6, 2010

howhere 

a deriative from the geordie slang word howay, this also means come on

"howay man we're gonna be late"
"howhere man we're gonna be late"

howhere by ToonFanatic10k September 14, 2005

Hondere

A drunk party animal that dances on the EiffelTower and the empire State building while playing Pokemon GO.

Person 1: Have you heard of a Hondere?
Person 2: No. what is it?
Person 3; You are a looking at him

Hondere by ZombieSlayer5839 July 15, 2016

howder chout 

A howder chout is a type of person who refuses to listen to any advice anyone can give to them or do as instructed by an elder or someone else in charge of them. A Howder Chout is also a incredibly annoying person who always thinks that they are correct and are generally incredibly ignorant, worse than many black people and rednecks. To Call a person a Howder Chout is an extremely mean thing to say, worse than calling a girl a cunt.

I told Steve not to go into the bathroom, but that dumb Howder Chout had to go in anyway, and guess what happened? He saw his grandma naked.

howder chout by Cantoooot June 16, 2008

HowDareThou

A mythical being born in the middle of everywhere. Evolved into an epic gamer and has since been battling evil villains such as Thanos and Hillary Clinton

HowDareThou take thine kinderlings?

HowDareThou by bouncebackaaron May 24, 2019