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T.J. Houshmandzadeh 

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh by gofishgo December 17, 2006

B.J. Houshmandzadeh 

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.
"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

Hoshmand 

Hoshmand is a Kurdish name which stand for bright, and calm future
Everything will be hoshmandy
Hoshmand by Hoshmand May 6, 2016

houshmandzaded 

Extremely intoxicated. Named after NFL player TJ Houshmandzadeh, houshmandzaded is a synonym for wasted or trashed. Nothing to do with the player or the person Houshmandzadeh, the word just sounds right to describe the condition.
Went out drinking with my buddies last and and got totally houshmandzaded. Have a nasty hangover today.
houshmandzaded by Ray Hrovat October 29, 2005

Houshmandzadeh

Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.
I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!
Houshmandzadeh by V.A. July 3, 2007
Intelligent, bright, clever, knowledgeable. Basically Hooshmands are the best.
Bruce Hooshmand is the best
Hooshmand by anonymous August 5, 2021