Hoshmand

Hoshmand is a Kurdish name which stand for bright, and calm future

Everything will be hoshmandy

by Hoshmand May 6, 2016

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

by Cincinnati Spillcat September 19, 2009

Houshmandz

Hunter in World of Warcraft

A hunter who pulls packs of unmarked mobs when the correct group is clearly marked.

Is the key to Surge's success by being a fucking casual bitch right and logging out so we can finally kill bosses after 8 hours of attempts.

Good thing Houshmandz left the raid last night or we never would have killed Gothik

by Est July 26, 2006

houshmandzaded

Extremely intoxicated. Named after NFL player TJ Houshmandzadeh, houshmandzaded is a synonym for wasted or trashed. Nothing to do with the player or the person Houshmandzadeh, the word just sounds right to describe the condition.

Went out drinking with my buddies last and and got totally houshmandzaded. Have a nasty hangover today.

by Ray Hrovat October 29, 2005

Houshmandzadeh

Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.

I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!

by V.A. July 3, 2007

Hoshman

A complete fucking jackass; stupid liar; self-centered asshole; fake tough-guy; poses as handsome but hurt as fuck; douchebag

Guy: Man I can't stand that guy! He's so fucking stupid
Girl: Yeah I know, he's such a Hoshman

by GS_TJH February 16, 2013