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T.J. Houshmandzadeh 

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh by gofishgo December 17, 2006

B.J. Houshmandzadeh 

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.
"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

Houshmandz 

Hunter in World of Warcraft

A hunter who pulls packs of unmarked mobs when the correct group is clearly marked.

Is the key to Surge's success by being a fucking casual bitch right and logging out so we can finally kill bosses after 8 hours of attempts.
Good thing Houshmandz left the raid last night or we never would have killed Gothik
Houshmandz by Est July 26, 2006

houshmandzaded 

Extremely intoxicated. Named after NFL player TJ Houshmandzadeh, houshmandzaded is a synonym for wasted or trashed. Nothing to do with the player or the person Houshmandzadeh, the word just sounds right to describe the condition.
Went out drinking with my buddies last and and got totally houshmandzaded. Have a nasty hangover today.
houshmandzaded by Ray Hrovat October 29, 2005

Houshmandzadeh

Underrated Benglas WR who is actually of mixed Persian/African American ancestry.
I knew "Houshmandzadeh" sounded Persian when I first heard it, but I didn't find out for sure until recently. Crazy!
Houshmandzadeh by V.A. July 3, 2007
A complete fucking jackass; stupid liar; self-centered asshole; fake tough-guy; poses as handsome but hurt as fuck; douchebag
Guy: Man I can't stand that guy! He's so fucking stupid
Girl: Yeah I know, he's such a Hoshman
Hoshman by GS_TJH February 16, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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