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House call 

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
House call by Devin2264 March 6, 2022

the call is coming from inside the house 

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage
friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

I call horse nuts 

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit
Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

Housecall make me squirt baby

The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby
A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.
Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.
Housecarl by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

housecall 

a robbery of the home commited by a group of people when no one is home
Watch the housecall boy
housecall by dakarai April 4, 2003