House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.

Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.

House rape by better than my friends December 12, 2010

House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.

Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.

House Rape by LudaChris August 25, 2013

house rape

House rape is the act of completely trashing a house during a party, leaving it completely unhabitable. The phrase became particularly popular after an incident in April 2007 where £20,000 worth of damage was caused to a house in Durham, UK.

"It's like a house rape - every single room's trashed. Every carpet is burned, they've been stamping out cigarettes on them."

house rape by N!ATP May 1, 2007

rape-house williams 

To beat up, hurt, demolish, or kill something or someone.

Any violent act on someone, to do harm.

Imaginary figure, cousin of slaughter-faced jackson.

I'm about to go pure rape-house williams on his ass when I rez in the Barrens.

rape-house williams by Swear2God! April 23, 2008

rape house 

1. noun. A place where one goes to get raped.

2. noun. A place where one is taken to get raped.
3. noun. A pedophiles heaven.

"I'm going to Bill Cosby's rape house later, want to come?"
"Help! I am being taken to Bill Cosby's rape house!"
"Bill Cosby's favorite place."

rape house by Jacortom November 29, 2016

Horse Rape 

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.

IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.

Horse Rape by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

House Rapeipede 

A close cousin of the House Centipede, the House Rapeipede roams North American suburban homes and eliminates common pests. However, unlike its close cousin that consumes pests such as spiders and roaches in a manner tolerated by homeowners, the Rapeipede horrifies homeowners by raping unsuspecting insects to death. The Rapeipede then consumes the insect.

The House Rapeipede's mating rituals consist of a carefully choreographed mating dance followed by an onslaught of tumultuous raping, usually lasting several hours and occurring most often in the family dining room, usually during a large dinner party that will reflect heavily upon the host family's social image.

A female Rapeipede can lay up to several hundred eggs at a time. A young Rapeipede is not fully capable of total rape until it has at least six legs. Until then, it is only capable of partial rape, which is usually considered a misdemeanor in most states.

If it weren't for those damn House Rapeipedes raping tumultuously on our dining room carpet, my wife would have gotten that county school board position.

House Rapeipede by AFreshVegetable October 30, 2008