House Porn 

HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.

Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!

House Porn by Waning13Moon February 3, 2008

House Porn 

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

House Porn by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021

White house porn 

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not

Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!

White house porn by Micheal Jackson is white April 23, 2021

Horse Porn 

Porn with horses on it

Thomas is looking at horse porn

Horse Porn by Thomas March 16, 2005

horse porn 

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

horse porn by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

horse porn 

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.

horse porn by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007

horse porn 

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.

jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker

horse porn by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021