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House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.
We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.
House Humping by AllAroundMe November 30, 2010

Horse Humper 

A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.
Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-
Horse Humper by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 24, 2020

horse humping bitch 

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.
Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?
horse humping bitch by r milazzo October 10, 2007

horsehumpingthundercunt 

dirty, nasty bitch of a woman.
that horsehumpingthundercunt didnt give me the right change.
OR
your moms a horsehumpingthundercunt

Humping Hose 

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.
We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade
Humping Hose by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

humping hose 

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.
Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.
humping hose by hosehumper November 17, 2016