House Tour

What frat boys ask girls at a party to get in a girls pants.

Ex. "Stacy, do you want to go on a house tour?" "First stop, my room."

by Stacy not Sally October 9, 2017

House tour

What Sabrina Carpenter calls physical intimacy and being very “well acquainted” with a partners body’s

(NOT a metaphor)

“Yo, bro she gave me the house tour”
“Fr? Chips ahoy and all?”

by Apollo45 March 9, 2026

Tour of the house

A discrete way of asking someone if they want to hook up.

Dean: You smell nice
Kseniya: Would you like a tour of the house? ;)
Alex: Dean, you have a girlfriend

by JewlzStille January 13, 2011

The house cup tournament

The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students. One student from each of the houses will complete a series of dangerous tasks. The winner would not only win the cup, he would win eternal glory. If I remember correctly, the house cup tournament was disbanded after one semester when one of the students died. Don't worry, it was a Hufflepuff.

Quirrell: The house cup tournament is a time-honored tradition, but where does this competition come from and what are the roots of the competition?

Hermione Granger: The house cup tournament began with the first generation of Hogwarts students.

Quirrell: That was a rhetorical question.

by Hermione Stranger June 27, 2012

Housetaurant

an old house usually bi-level that was converted, into a menu having - lunch/dinner serving - band playing(quietly) - food joint

He doesnt even play real gigs, he keeps playing all these Housetaurant's.

by dickjohnsons May 20, 2010

HouseTurtle

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours

Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes

by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016