House Fucked 

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

House Fucked by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

Shit House Fucked Up 

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

Shit House Fucked Up by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

horse fucked 

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

horse fucked by less indifference April 22, 2006

horse fucked 

fucked by a cock over 12 in

i was just horse fucked

horse fucked by fatkid208 July 2, 2012

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

fucked by a horse by Big Wank April 25, 2006

Housefucked 

The resultant act of succumbing to an immediate family member that plans a huge event (>80 people) at your house; and transforms it into something almost unrecognizable because the furniture has been hidden in your own master bedroom and all other available rooms.

Your about to be housefucked

Housefucked by CritDicks April 12, 2019