House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

fuck-house

the house where everybody goes after the dance(homecoming, prom, etc.) to fuck. there are no parents or legal gaurdians so that drinking, drug abuse, and permiscuous sex can occur without interuption. drunken behavior and all around slutyness are encouraged.

"hey guys, lets go to Yegor's house and use it as a fuck-house!"

"We need to find a fuck-house so that we can fuck these sluts, dude."

by bitchtitsman January 18, 2009

Fuck-house

An entertainment establishment, usually found in Poland. A cross between a strip-club and a brothel.

Polish Taxi: Okay, where do you want to go?
Jason: A strip-club, please.
Polish Taxi: Strip-club? What is strip-club?
Jason: You know, a strip-club - girls dancing, taking their clothes off...
Polish Taxi: Ahh! You mean FUCK-HOUSE.
Jason: Uhh, no, not a fuck-house.
Polish Taxi: Yessss, you mean fuck-house, I take you to goooooood fuck-house.
Ben: Bear.

by Alan Quartermain June 2, 2004

fuck-house

noun, a brothel

This noun refers to a house of prostitution.

The son of a bitch put his own daughters in a fuck-house.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

aligator fuck house

when having sex one of the participants bites the neck of the other whilst having an orgasm. the person biting then locks their jaw onto the neck of their partner, like an aligator.

jack aligator fuck housed louise so hard he nearly ripped off her head.

by fingerme August 25, 2009

Alligator fuck house

Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.

"We were in the hot tub and things got crazy and the whole place turned into a goddam ALLIGATOR FUCK HOUSE"

by Eddies April 26, 2006