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House Ass 

That random dude you share a house with in college who never does shit for cleaning, or any home improvement whatsoever, and then cops an indignant attitude when you try to make him do one little thing because you didn't ask nicely.
When the lights go off in your room and you're on the same breaker as the House Ass who's room is on two breakers and you bark at the House Ass that it's their turn to go flip the breakers, that you've done it every time its happened, that it doesn't matter who fucking overloaded the circuits, that the wiring is just bad and they still refuse and then complain to another housemate that it's because you didn't ask them nicely.
House Ass by Rebespierre February 3, 2012
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Splatter-house Ass grenade 

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

Tiny Ass House Gecko 

Yo, that Jayden has a tiny ass house gecko
A strip club, I.e: a place to get some ass

Bucket of horse ass 

When you get the bad end of a deal.
"damn dude I got a bucket of horse ass!"
Bucket of horse ass by Panda King February 7, 2015
Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty
That fat girl over there has a horse ass.
horse ass by Corey V April 3, 2008

Hose ass 

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."
So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!
Hose ass by Leah H December 21, 2006
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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