Housbandry

1. A man who is a stay at home father and/or husband.

2. House husband who day drinks and binge watches Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube videos.

John and Jake attended the annual housbandry meeting at Paul's house to discuss brooms and beers.

Housbandry by genconex September 19, 2018

Clown Husbandry 

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

Clown Husbandry by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

Husbandry 

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

Husbandry by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

Husbandry 

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.

Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.

Husbandry by lkelly29 August 12, 2018

housband 

n. occupation name.
A man who works at home for his family, cleaning, cooking, (rearing children,) etc., esp. one who does not work outside of the home.

This is a back-formation derived from housewife and a blending with husband (no pun here, purely linguistics) The e in the base house- is omitted to make the noun masculine. The new base hous- blends with husband, oh la la...you get a housband.

^^ : "I've always wanta be a housband growing up. You know...a professional stay-at-home-dad!"

-_-: "Ha...I knew it...i always suspect you as a queer boy."

housband by Jj March 21, 2005

Citizen Husbandry 

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

Citizen Husbandry by Lew Mills April 24, 2011

Husbandy 

The opposite of wifey. What a woman calls her husband AKA Hubby.

Hey Husbandy, can you can you help me with the housework?

Husbandy by Lay42 November 22, 2010