Jj's definitions

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!

by jj April 23, 2003

wab

a semi erect knob

john dunn has a wab, like a semi man!

by jj July 3, 2004

jr;;p

An online greeting: the result of accidentally moving the typing hands, in the correct typing position, over to the right by one key. When this is seen, the typist means, "hello". May also be seen as "gwkki".

Jr''p. ,sm/ Jpe sdtr upi?

by JJ August 17, 2004

Forreallydou

I'm serious, it's true.

Tom: Jane has huge knockers.
Steve: forreallydou

by jj April 2, 2004

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005