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hotelerise 

In Monopoly: The act of placing a hotel on a property.

Can be most effective when used to describe buying the hotel on a propert that previously did not have any improvements.
You: Mr Banker, can I please hotelerise Park Lane and Mayfair please?

Other players: Oh man, we're f***ed!
hotelerise by MrZoolook June 2, 2009

hoteling 

A consulting term where somebody takes up a workspace that is not their's for temporary use. Hoteling usually is used in the IT consulting field, and applied to a cubicle environment
The guy in the cubicle close to me is hoteling
hoteling by AwesomeConsultant March 13, 2009

Hoteling 

for the people who don't enjoy camping, you can go hoteling. This could also be used for telling people where you stayed during a road trip where you stayed in multiple hotels

Ashley and I went hoteling over the summer.
Hoteling by vannie616 March 7, 2009

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne 

A school full of entitled rich kids, who failed to get in anywhere else (except Glion). Fetishes include pouring Dom P on their Hublot and Rolex watches and strutting around in Loro Piana. They're always splashing Daddy's money on Dior or Chanel for the girls and VIP tables at Java for the guys.
Have you heard of Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne students?
Yeh you don't get much more spoilt than them

hotelinvest 

Inteligência em Investimento Hoteleiro
Não sei se vale a pena investir em um Hotel, preciso chamar a HotelInvest!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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