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Hoteling 

for the people who don't enjoy camping, you can go hoteling. This could also be used for telling people where you stayed during a road trip where you stayed in multiple hotels
Ashley and I went hoteling over the summer.
Hoteling by vannie616 March 7, 2009

war hoteling

using specialized equipment to use other ppl's wireless bandwidth
mother fucking stupid newbish example shit!!!!!
war hoteling by HighCommanderLars November 14, 2003

Hotelling it 

The action of getting a hotel room for an extensive period of time when you were supposed to be staying with friends, in a short-term rental or similar.
Tom: "so did you get that apartment for your four-week internship?"
Marianne: "nah, I ended up hotelling it."
Hotelling it by Hotel-chick June 7, 2011

Hotaling 

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!
"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)
Hotaling by the shin sucker April 28, 2010

hotelling 

An office setup in which mobile workers do not have permanent desks or cubicles and so must reserve a workspace when they come into the office.
Consultant #1: I spend so much time at customer sites that I don't need an office.

Consultant #2: Welcome to the Wild World of Hotelling!
hotelling by JRob October 26, 2005
Someone who is a hoe, but not yet a full hoe.
Look at that hoeling, on the road to full Hoedom.

Go get them Hoechievements!
Hoeling by KonekoMegami August 6, 2017