Hot Test

I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.
by Nast-E August 17, 2007
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hot tested

The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.
Server Error in '/' Application.

reply:
The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.
by kontrolitsucks January 31, 2011
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Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.
Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?
by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021
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Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
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