Definitions by Nast-E

Jamaican Houseguest 

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

Jamaican Houseguest by Nast-E August 21, 2007

Hot Test 

A failed urine drug screen.

I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.

Hot Test by Nast-E August 21, 2007