Hot Tar

Robot version of a Cleveland Steamer.
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My roomba broke yesterday.
Oh, man, that sucks. What happened?
Apparently it's into some kinky shit and got a hot tar.

by Gruntmaster 9k January 23, 2011

Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

hot tarzan

A hot tarzan is made of cheese and resides on top of a freshly cooked pizza pie. The mozzerella only becomes a hot tarzan when you take a mouth full and a stringy piece of cheese remains attached as you take the pizza slice from your mouth. When the resistance of the cheese is broken the piping hot stringy lil fella, still attached to your mouth, will swing down to your neck region and burn like a absolute twat.

"Ouch, im not leaving a tip that sloopy gelesbian hot tarzaned me" uncle barry pizza express 2004

by gem & si November 15, 2006

Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!

He is such a hot-tard!

by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

hottarded

adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person's personality.

1) "did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded."

2) "that guy is so funny, he's hottarded."

by god February 21, 2005