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Hot Route 

Refers to traveling out of your way to intentionally come into contact with gorgeous members of the opposite sex.

Can be done by foot, but is preferably done in an expensive and flashy vehicle. The path traveled usually takes one by a certain locale where said hotties are known to congregate. Can also refer to following a particularly sexy person for a short time, or dawdling near them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I ran a hot route in my bother's new car on the way over here."

Guy 2: "No problem dude. See any fine looking women?"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Got some numbers too."
Hot Route by don't be that guy September 28, 2009
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Hot Route 

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.
Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

hot-route 

The act of dipping your dick in hot sauce for lubrication while fucking.
"She said she liked it spicy, so I gave her a hot-route"

"bitch made me buy her 11 drinks, so I hot-routed her"

"That exam just hot-routed me!"
hot-route by lulibrary December 26, 2012

Rotten hot pocket 

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong
"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026