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Hot Handy 

An underground sexual act involving two men and one woman. Where one male partner will poop into the womans left hand while the other does the same in the right. The woman then takes the hand that the other man pooped in and jerks off the other man with the other males feces.
- I walked in on a hot handy once, i still cant get the smell out of those clothes.
Hot Handy by Dicken August 6, 2007
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Hot Handy 

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.
I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!
Hot Handy by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008

Tapatio Hot Hand 

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand
Tapatio Hot Hand by Aldosim November 18, 2021

Hot hand 

Usually used in basketball when somebody has a “ hot hand” it means there making almost every shot and seems hard for them to miss and it can also be used for a female or male that shoot shots in dms and gets their way everytime = hothand
Give Marc the ball he got the hot hand

Watch me get this hoe number I got the hothand
Hot hand by Goatedcannotbefw June 12, 2021

Hot Hand 

When one is experiencing much better than normal luck when it comes to meeting members of the opposite sex.
Jason: Did you wind up going home with that girl you met the other night?

Drew: Yep.

Jason: That's like 3 girls this week, dude, you're riding the hot hand.
Hot Hand by benboweasel February 20, 2011

Hot-Hand 

The act of giving a man a handjob while in a hot tub.
Did you hear that Mike gave CJ a Hot-Hand last night? no way what a Fag I bet he enjoyed it
Hot-Hand by Nickymick August 21, 2010

Tapatilo Hot Hand

A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.
Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?

Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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