Hot Chris 

The act of taking a shit then making it into the shape of meatballs. then you place the shit meatballs on your partners face and act like she's Mr. Potato head
(giving her a shit nose,ears,mouth,eyes,etc....)

Me and my bitch were going at it in the sack when she stops and asks for a hot chris.

Hot Chris by Chris Paulos May 13, 2008

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

christmas hot dog by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick 

A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.

Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.

The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.

(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)

Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011