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Hot Carl Weathers 

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.
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hot carl to go 

Combination of a sack lunch and a hot carl (hot karl in some dialects). Where a male squats over another person, places testicles in their mouth, and defecates on their chest.

No known documented incidents as of yet.
In Germany:

Kris: eich! Hot Carl to Go!
Wilhelm: Sweet!
hot carl to go by Saran Wrap August 16, 2006

hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream
Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE" 

In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.
my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios

Hot Carl/Karl 

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.
Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"
Hot Carl/Karl by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" 

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.
In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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