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Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
by Bambianca June 10, 2024
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Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
by DX25 November 10, 2008
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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
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